![]() ![]() : You're in trouble because of your own stupidity.Parks and Rec might be off the air but the love of its unique characters lives on, including Aziz Ansari’s Tom Haverford.You're in trouble because of your own stupidity. : Andy, have you never washed your hands before?.Leslie: Andy, have you never washed your hands before? And I know what you’re thinking: I’m a 38-year-old man, and I’ve literally never once washed my hands in my entire life. Well, kids, Johnny Karate wants you to know you must stay strong and be nice to your parents. Your parents are home as well, and they’re trying to teach you, and it turns out they can’t teach you jack because they are so dumb. How strange is that? You actually miss school. Johnny Karate: Listen, I know things are weird now. : Honey, did you put all the caps back on the cleaning supplies?.Leslie: Honey, did you put all the caps back on the cleaning supplies?īen: Now, the title is either “Cones of Dunshire: The Ledgerman’s Ascent” or, of course, “Cones of Dunshire: The Curse of the Arbadoo’s Prophecy.” This humble little nobody, living his life, walking around on a random Tuesday when suddenly he finds out from an ancient scroll that he is actually the Ledgerman. The entire story just popped into my head. ![]() Oh no, no, no.īen: Six words babe: Cones of Dunshire the Claymation movie. Do you remember this guy?īen: Ah, but here’s the twist. OK, so today I’m cleaning the house and get dizzy from the cleaning supplies, and then I homeschool the kids - but they don’t learn anything because of the dizziness. : You get close, and it’s like, zoom, they’re gone.īen: The most incredible thing happened.You get close, and it’s like, zoom, they’re gone. Hi, my name’s Bobby Newport, and as you can see I’m in Switzerland at my family’s private hunting estate, but I haven’t caught any yet. : We just send each other a photo of ourselves holding up today’s newspaper to prove we’re OK.Ron: Yes, we talk far less than that, or we just send each other a photo of ourselves holding up today’s newspaper to prove we’re OK. : Based on my experience playing Fortnite, children are terrifying and can make you cry almost imm.The job is impossible, and every teacher deserves a brand new Mercedes after all this, except for Joe, of course, ‘cause you know I already got him a Mercedes. Based on my experience playing Fortnite, children are terrifying and can make you cry almost immediately.ĭonna: It’s terrible. : They’ve designated him a super healer.ĭonna: Tom, have you ever witnessed someone trying to teach a young group of children something?.So far, it’s just Megan Rapinoe, him, and a panther at the Miami Zoo. And my blood type is just positive.Īnn: They’ve designated him a super healer. ![]() My red blood cells are so big, you can see them with the naked eye. Who are you giving it to? Just kind of whoever wants it, trade with the Postmates guy kind of thing.Ĭhris: Oh no, Andy, the CDC asked me to donate because I am extremely healthy.
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